Eloquently Twisted

Once upon a time there lived a man who was convinced that the lost socks of the world ended up in his house. Regularly he’d find a sock or two that weren’t his, in fact he never wore socks. They’d be under his bed, behind the sofa. He even found one in the bed.

He thought the lost sock fairies were playing a trick on him, trying to get him to wear socks.

They weren’t.

As it turned out his wife was just fucking a lot of different men who’d have to leave quickly as his car pulled up.

Silly man.

The end.